i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

by Doc.Rodrick November 18, 2021

Help I need a very strong woman

I’m going to die without her help

Help I need a very strong woman

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

i wanna take a pic with cardi b

taking a pic wiht cardi b

Lucas: You need to get your grades up to play football, John.
Bill: Yeah, we need you for football.
John: i wanna take a pic with cardi b

by i wanna take a pic with cardib May 19, 2022

You know what I find funny?

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.

Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

by Wise Sempar March 5, 2016

I don’t know how but they found me

A band which is loved by many. Lead singer is former panic at the disco touring bassist dallon weeks.

Person 1 “have you heard I don’t know how but they found me new song?”

Person 2 “yeah it’s great”

by Gaybyjskisygsywhbxhjsn December 23, 2018

im not a furry you guys i swear

the words of someone who says they arent a furry (the definitely are)

person1: bro just admit that your a furry you literally posted your fursona on the gc

person2: im not a furry you guys i swear

by Foamy From Fortnite September 25, 2022

unzips pants guys i got to go

little markie boy decides to unzip his pants in a skype call with a girl in the call and says guys i got to go and leaves the call to bust a nut. now kaleb and marissa turned this into a meme and it will never get old. nd we will never stop saying this ever. yours truly - marissa

"unzips pants guys i got to go"

by Rektro April 19, 2018