cock swallowing analinguist

Someone who can perform the act of swallowing the cock and simultaneously lick the threshold of the anus.

Hey Joe you should come by and meet my new neighbor, she's a cock swallowing analinguist and she wants to make new friends.

by Space Falcon February 21, 2024

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Cocking Stage

When you're not dating yet but you've already given them the cock that's the cocking stage.

"are you seeing that guy?"
"Not seriously. We're in the cocking stage."

by anonymous February 1, 2024

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Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

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COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

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Lead Cock

Lead Cock is what happens when you inhale, ingest, or otherwise intake lead into your body, and having it result in you losing your ability to have an erection. Hence the name Lead Cock.

"I told tommy to hold off on soldering, told him those fumes would give 'em lead cock, and it did"

by TF3 Confirmed February 9, 2021

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