When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.
by DoctorCarrot July 29, 2017
Get the mousetrap sexmug. 
Sexual intercourse involving one's nose. Honestly I'm not even sure how someone would go about doing that, but you do you ig.
by IcyVoidCat October 28, 2023
Get the Eskimo sexmug. Tyson and Seraphina are walking into the forest and are both nervous. Their arms gently touch and they have a moment of silence. But then Tyson grabs Seraphina’s arms and pulls her in for a kiss. They fall over onto a log and Tyson strips Seraphina down and shows her his dick. It whipped out 9 - inches and she looked at it in amazement. She reached out for it and grabbed it with passion and started sucking on it. Tyson felt amazing, the saliva encasing his dick and the tongue moving around. Tyson was about to cum and he grabbed seraphina’s head all the way into his dick and came in abundance. Seraphina loved the sweet taste and chugged it down. Tyson quickly grabbed Seraphina and put his dick in her doggystyle. He grabbed her ass, thrusting his dick into her repetitively. Seraphina’s pussy was clamping onto Tyson dick and Tyson grabbed Seraphinas ass and spanked it hard. Tyson soon came in her womb and they dressed up and left
by 69420Lover October 27, 2021
Get the SEXmug. 
Okay, I'll give you a story:
Misty just came home from hanging out with her friends when she came through the door to find Cynthia peacefully watching her favourite cartoon. "Hey baby~" Cynthia says, walking over to Misty and giving her a peck on the cheek before sitting back down. Misty takes off her shoes and coat, and sits beside Cynthia. "So, Cynthy...," She starts, carefully slipping her hand under Cynthia's hoodie, to find that she wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. "You busy tonight?" "No, not tonight" Cynthia responds. Misty slips her cropped sweater off, to reveal her soft boobs. Cynthia smirks as she swirls her tongue around Misty's nipple, sucking on the tip, before undressing completely. Misty lays Cynthia down and starts eating her out, sucking on her clit. Cynthia squirts, "Faster~! Ahh~!" Misty picks it up, fingering her and curling her fingers, to reach that sweet spot. "Ride me baby, ride my fingers.." Cynthia starts riding her fingers, and gets sent when she feels Misty shoving a vibrator in there too. "Get on the island, now" Cynthia says, slapping Misty's butt as she gets up to go. Cynthia opens a new can of whipped cream, and puts a dollop on Misty's already wet and contracting pussy, before eating her out. Misty massages her own boobs as she squirts, cumming all over Cynthia's chin. Cynthia laps up every drop of cum, thick and smooth. "Fucking hell" Misty screams. Legend has it, their still having sex to this very day.
Misty just came home from hanging out with her friends when she came through the door to find Cynthia peacefully watching her favourite cartoon. "Hey baby~" Cynthia says, walking over to Misty and giving her a peck on the cheek before sitting back down. Misty takes off her shoes and coat, and sits beside Cynthia. "So, Cynthy...," She starts, carefully slipping her hand under Cynthia's hoodie, to find that she wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. "You busy tonight?" "No, not tonight" Cynthia responds. Misty slips her cropped sweater off, to reveal her soft boobs. Cynthia smirks as she swirls her tongue around Misty's nipple, sucking on the tip, before undressing completely. Misty lays Cynthia down and starts eating her out, sucking on her clit. Cynthia squirts, "Faster~! Ahh~!" Misty picks it up, fingering her and curling her fingers, to reach that sweet spot. "Ride me baby, ride my fingers.." Cynthia starts riding her fingers, and gets sent when she feels Misty shoving a vibrator in there too. "Get on the island, now" Cynthia says, slapping Misty's butt as she gets up to go. Cynthia opens a new can of whipped cream, and puts a dollop on Misty's already wet and contracting pussy, before eating her out. Misty massages her own boobs as she squirts, cumming all over Cynthia's chin. Cynthia laps up every drop of cum, thick and smooth. "Fucking hell" Misty screams. Legend has it, their still having sex to this very day.
Woah, those two girls are totally having lesbian sex in the bathroom. You can just hear them humping each other!
by URMOMCUMMEDONMYPUSSYLMAO January 1, 2025
Get the Lesbian Sexmug.