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Love

The selfish and romantic desire to possess someone and use them to boost one's ego, often mistaken for the selfless compassion we feel for cute animals and innocent children.
I love you. There! now do as I say and don't you dare leave me.
by TheTruthSeller February 21, 2022
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Love

Love isn't able to be defined using words.
It is beyond communication and logic... if it could be easily understood, it wouldn't be love.
Stop trying to understand love, and start living with it.
Where there is love, there is life.
by urJewishbestie May 3, 2022
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farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex
(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.
by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019
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But the love was always there with the peace!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! OOOK! That- You brought it back with that one! I don't entirely hate your fucking guts after that! That shit was funny! Alright? Yeah, ok, this guy has singlehandedly redeemed you. HOOOOO MAN! God, I- Shit, I might actually feel bad if your kid gets molested now! Holy shit! That isn't one of mine is it? Jesus! You guys should have just given me my retard-house, pills, and prostitutes. We really could have stopped a lot of this if you weren't so fucking stubborn. God damn!
Cultist "But the love was always there with the peace!"

Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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love fountain

when a man and woman, ideally a couple, pee at the same time in the same toliet. the woman spreads her legs and the man pees in the gap.
"My wife and I both really had to pee so we just made a love fountain"
by potatosareno1 April 7, 2023
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Love

Atara schwab and omer1221221
by geronimostiltonNOTTHEMOUSE April 15, 2021
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butt-loved

a form of punishment, eating some beans and putting your ass on your cheating boyfriend and fart on his face making a extremely smelly fart that obliterates oxygen, almost an attempted murder.
butt-loved is amazing
by quartz89 February 3, 2022
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