A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it
Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!
by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022
Get the COCK AND BALL TORTURE mug.Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.
person a:
''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:
''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:
''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022
Get the Monkey balls mug.Irritation on the scrotum and inner thighs that typically occurs on Sunday, caused by the regrowth of pubic hair after manscaping your shit after work on Friday, in preparation for an anticipated sexually active weekend, the goal of which being to murder pussy as much as possible.
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
Get the Sunday balls mug.by big bloated ball sack September 15, 2022
Get the big bloated ball sack mug.When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023
Get the ball goblin mug.a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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