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Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.
Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?
by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022
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Shitty Dick Syndrome

The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022
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Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome

When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.
Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.
by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022
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Swashbuckler syndrome

The hopeless state of attraction a fellow globetrotter feels when she comes across a male who seems to enjoy travelling and adventures as much as she. This syndrome is made worse when he has travelled to places still on her neverending bucket list.
Josefine experienced a hard case of swashbuckler syndrome when she viewed Joe’s profile.
by Globetrotter 101 February 22, 2022
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Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
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Little Brother Syndrome

When a person/organization/whatever noun (#1) feels a rivalry with another person/org/noun (#2), and does everything they can to feel like they are beating the other group, meanwhile person (#2) does not recognize the rivalry at all or does not consider person (#!) a threat.
Named this way because little brothers have a knack for being annoying puntable things
Greg totally has Little Brother Syndrome, when he heard Alysa read 25 pages he read 30 just to be better than her. Little does he know "Learn ABC's with Caillou" is not on par with "War and Peace."
by bhopcolor February 23, 2022
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Gveric syndrome

When you stupid boe hoe ass hit tripple 19 while aiming at 20
This only happens to gay niggas with severe autism
Ah shit that nigga got gveric syndrome better hide my cock
by Sigma man baric February 24, 2022
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