sex

you did not just look up sex on urban dictionary.

sex, probably something you’ll never have because YOU LOOKED IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY????!!!! WHO DOES THAT!?!?!

by bahabeebo January 6, 2022

Sex

Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward

subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it

by Tabkat January 7, 2022

Sex

When a man inserts his penis in a woman's anus or vagina. Sex is how babies are made.

Alex and Lindsay were texting each other. Lindsay sent Alex a message saying "Sneak out to my house at 12:00 pm. we'll have the time of our lives." And so Alex did. he snuck to Lindsay's house, and when he got to Lindsay's bedroom, there she was. He immediately new they were going to have sex. They both sat on her bed, and slowly but carefully, Lindsay took of each piece of clothing, and so did Alex. When Lindsay got to her bra, Alex ran his fingers over her legs, clenched her juicy ass, and took of her bra. He played with her massive tits, and kissed her soft lips. Lindsay's soft lips started to suck Alex's long, hard penis. Alex sucked Lindsay's pussy. After about five minutes, Alex put his penis up her ass and vagina, and licked her breasts. They fell asleep like that for the rest of the night.

by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 7, 2022

Sex

Face it you're not gonna have sex

Hahaha you're already old and still haven't had sex

by Druuum January 8, 2022

Sex

ALMOST as good as food

Sex and food are both a solid 50/50

And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD

Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting

Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all

by ❤💛💚💙💜 January 9, 2022

Brain Sex

The act of two or more individuals engaging in erudite, intellectually stimulating conversation that causes an orgasm-like reaction which includes 'symptoms' such as a boost in serotonin/dopamine and makes the individual(s) happy and enthusiastic to converse more, physical reactions (e.g accelerated heart rate, flushed, shivering/shaking).

Brain sex examples: a conversation between a couple where they have enthusiastic philosophical ramblings

- Made by Mati and Lola<3

by cereal_0301 January 10, 2022

sex

what i wanna do with you ;)

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by sexhaverbosnia_9878 January 10, 2022