National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

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No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex

Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!

by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019

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Sex

Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward

subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it

by Tabkat January 7, 2022

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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

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Sadistic Sex God

Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.

There is only one sadistic sex god

by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022

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sex

sex is like falling into a Grand Canyon!!

no actually, sex is fuck and fuck is sex!

nah for real, Sex is a multifaceted concept with biological, psychological, and social dimensions.
sex is how you were born. sex is the only way to reproduce!

him- let's contribute to the world population.
her- what?
him- let us have sex and produce a bunch of babies!!
her- how about 23?

by abirwastaken January 30, 2025

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