by KonDaDon June 25, 2022
Get the National Phone Sex Daymug. by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019
Get the No sex Tuesdaymug. subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject
THEN VIOLENTLY CUM
And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it
THEN VIOLENTLY CUM
And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it
by Tabkat January 7, 2022
Get the Sexmug. When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.
Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
Get the Sex Yogamug. by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022
Get the Sadistic Sex Godmug. sex is like falling into a Grand Canyon!!
no actually, sex is fuck and fuck is sex!
nah for real, Sex is a multifaceted concept with biological, psychological, and social dimensions.
sex is how you were born. sex is the only way to reproduce!
no actually, sex is fuck and fuck is sex!
nah for real, Sex is a multifaceted concept with biological, psychological, and social dimensions.
sex is how you were born. sex is the only way to reproduce!
him- let's contribute to the world population.
her- what?
him- let us have sex and produce a bunch of babies!!
her- how about 23?
her- what?
him- let us have sex and produce a bunch of babies!!
her- how about 23?
by abirwastaken January 30, 2025
Get the sexmug. by Booba123986879u0236 August 2, 2021
Get the Sexmug.