Vampire Syndrome

Someone who doesn't age.

Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!

Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.

(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)

by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017

asmunchington syndrome

The sales guy is a total kiss ass.

He suffers from asmunchington syndrome. He will to anything the boss tell his to, including lie to the customers. He ends up in even more CYA situations because of it.

by Jake6.7 April 2, 2025

No Pussy Syndrome

Symptoms are found when a man always nags, is irritating, acts too desperate and or acts like a bitch. Found more commonly when he acts gay.

“I can tell by the way he’s acting he’s suffering from No Pussy Syndrome”

by Sir Rizo February 2, 2024

Jeanette Syndrome

A dense person who is seen as an innocent perfect person AKA female protagonist by spectators. (Jeanette being from Who Made Me a Princess)

Jeanette Syndrome MC: Please don’t cause harm to sister!!!! It’s not her fault! I was too careless. *sheds tears*

Sister: You disgust me. You have taken everything away from me and yet you still don’t know what you’ve done.

Jeanette Syndrome MC: Sister why would you accuse me? I was just trying to have you love me...

by LuShiYi November 12, 2020

Anniee Syndrome

Named after the famous osu! superstar and top 20k player Anniee (former player, currently busy dating FlyingTuna), the Anniee Syndrome is a condition where a person can not type with his keyboard properly for at least 3 tries

Anniee: It cgabged
Anniee: It cnhange
Anniee: It changed
bl0ndie: Anniee Syndrome strikes again...

by bl0ndie_osu May 9, 2020

blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.

I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome

by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024

Black Widow Syndrome

To experience a piece of media (i.e. a film, song, video, etc.) so many times in a row that it becomes completely un-enjoyable for no other reason besides repeated exposure.

A: I've seen Frozen so many times today, I think I have Black Widow Syndrome for it
B: Dang that sucks, man

by TallBeing October 13, 2022