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Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.
"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020
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Sex on legs

Oh wow did you see Toby he’s sex on legs
by John the hoe October 21, 2020
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Gay sex

"Ivan and Till had gay sex last night"
by Fizzie :3 May 12, 2025
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Sex shinobi

A person who can engage in sex so stealthily that not only do the people In the adjacent room or next door don’t know what’s going on; but the person being sexed doesn’t even know you’re ther.
Damn I was at a college party and I had to go sex shinobi!! She passed out in my bed!!!
by SamanthaDaniels January 31, 2019
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Sex story

Please go through with my handle~

thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Plz do!
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
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Gay sex

Two or more men having intercourse.
Roy was jerking off in the bathroom when he got a hard on and looked at body building magazines. He got interrupted when his childhood friend, Jason walks in on him about to cum. Roy's heart drops and Jason weirdly stands still just staring at Roy's dick and the magazines. "I DIDINT know you were gay..." Jason says. Roy stays silent and puts his pants up and walks out. Before passing Mason Mason grabs Roy's Buldge and feels on it. Both of them like the feeling and then Mason takes off Roy's pants and starts sucking his hard cock. "Suck it harder" Roy says. "Whatever you say" Then, they start to have gay sex. Roy fucks Mason and he cums inside Mason. They both moan loudly. And their white mess is everywhere.
by Gdfhyfcbnuyf June 18, 2024
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Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have
Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)
by O' Chungus February 1, 2024
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