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what did i do last night?

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"
yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass
by TrixieTrix March 8, 2009
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i lost the shizzle to my fizzle

i lost the shit to my finger..a quote from fran dresser from the nanny from an old navy commercial randomly at the end
go get this old navy fleece! i lost the shizzle to my fizzle.
by karalyn December 15, 2003
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"Why am I wearing pants?" moment

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.
Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!
by Sean92 April 30, 2009
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I like ya cut G

Something you say before locking or deleting a post.
by Dordobolong June 4, 2021
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Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.
When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"
by TwoTimer January 31, 2008
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