by helllll nahhhh July 11, 2022

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.
by johne55 August 5, 2012

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by Fly Felix February 27, 2022
