a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.
pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
by Babash00keth December 29, 2019
Get the Logan woodmug. (n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
Get the surface woodmug. The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.
1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!
by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018
Get the wood stainingmug. by The lábinator May 24, 2023
Get the Wood pussymug. a white person that is trash
by jeff April 20, 2005
Get the Pecker-Woodmug. 1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006
Get the Wood Duckmug. I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010
Get the Mourning Woodmug.