Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

Wind chiming

An action, two pairs of ballsacks politely tapping together during sex

I could totally hear Adam and Jeff wind chiming upstairs last night!

by Nastyb August 5, 2022

Wind tunnel

When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel

Man, we sat in the bath and wind tunnelled eachother.

by Princessskinwalker June 10, 2022

Wind

Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.

God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

Wind baby

A fart that resembles the sound of a crying baby

I just wind babied and it smelled like garbage.

The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.

by River Stone March 3, 2022

Bee in the wind

Having a hard time with the current conditions, much like bees have a hard time flying when the winds are too harsh.

Works been so hectic today, I feel like a bee in the wind.

by anonymous January 21, 2026

Taking the wind with the horses

Taking a joke too far

"Hey man can I see your toes?"
"Now you're just taking the wind with the horses"

by HorsesSquib February 24, 2026