Wind chiming

When a man if fucking another man doggystyle and their genitalia audibly slap together.

These hotel walls are so thing I can hear the queers next door wind chiming.

by Bobby Twoshoes March 25, 2024

Winds Crazy

When you and a friend kiss and blame it on the wind

Golly gosh the winds crazy today

by Big Gavin June 5, 2022

Wind tunnel

When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel

Man, we sat in the bath and wind tunnelled eachother.

by Princessskinwalker June 10, 2022

Wind

Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.

God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

Wind baby

A fart that resembles the sound of a crying baby

I just wind babied and it smelled like garbage.

The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.

by River Stone March 3, 2022

Bee in the wind

Having a hard time with the current conditions, much like bees have a hard time flying when the winds are too harsh.

Works been so hectic today, I feel like a bee in the wind.

by anonymous January 21, 2026