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Will

short for William
He’s sort of attractive at first. But soon, everything he starts doing is hot. In essence, he is uglyhot. You will start crushing on him before long because of his tendency to exude BDE as well as his sweet, funny personality. One day a year after knowing him, he will randomly respond to your story of a bathroom selfie, thanking you for gracing his insta. You talk desperately to each other in the dms for days until you run out of things to talk about. On nye he will confess that he knows you like him and offer to have a one night stand with you, but nothing serious since he has a tinder date the next day. He will send pics and videos and make you feel like a million bucks. Unfortunately within a few weeks it’s clear that he is leading you on, but you desperately hang on despite yourself. When you talk, each time it will end in a toxic argument and tears, ensuing blocking and unblocking on various platforms. He will get a gf and not tell you. He will rip your heart and ask you why you’re mad. But you’ll forgive him because your heart still aches for him years later. He’s still dating the same girl.
Friend: he didn’t tell you he got a girlfriend even though he knew you like him!
Me: yup he said he thought he had no obligation to me
Friend: damn that’s will behavior
by happyshellfish23 March 14, 2019
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Will

A complete fat ass who gets beaten by his dad. he mentally abused his ex girlfriend and demanded nudes. He's got a solid 2 inch pounder to his name and is proud (and should be). Will also has an older brother who thinks he knows music but he sounds like a shitty sound cloud rapper.
Shevy: omg Will demanded titty pics from me again

Braedon: You hear that earthquake? Will is near.
by TheDrDawg October 16, 2019
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I will not meet you in Scotland

This is opposite to "I'll meet you in Scotland"

When a man DOES NOT shove one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body
by HotttttWheelsssss November 24, 2009
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Ricardo Willalobo

The number one DJ in the world (officially), whose name Detroit producer Omar-S still isn't sure about how to pronounce properly. And who he most definitely didn't copy for his Fabric mix (residentadvisor.net/feature.aspx?1010)
Did you read the shit people are saying already about the Fabric Mix? A few assholes are talking about "Oh, Omar-S. "He did the same thing as Ricardo Vi-vi--...." whatever the fuck he's called. I don't even know who Ricardo Willalobo is. I ain't start hearing his name till like a year ago. Who the fuck is that? So how would I know what he did for Fabric? I don't even know how to say his last name, why would I bite off of him?

Fabric got 45 mixes; I only heard one other one, the Matthew Dear one. It was cool, he played some shit on there. That's the only one I ever heard, I ain't heard Carl Craig's, Stacey Pullen's. Nothing to disrespect them, I just never heard them. People try to say that I'm arrogant, how the fuck am I arrogant?" - Omar-S
by thatguy3000 March 21, 2011
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Will

Will is the latin term for never ending sexiness. This particular man, altough he was passed up for the god of hair products twice, has been voted People Weekly's Sexiest man alive 39 times, tying with Brad Pitt. Although usually nomadic, he is currently setteled in Newport Beach, due to his preference to warm climate. He joined a nudist colony in April, because he felt tan lines were unflattering. Will does not attend school or have any hobbies;
he devotes his time to his looks, trying to become as sexy as humanly possible. His followers have devoted many petitions to him, and he even has gotten nominated for pope but unfortunatly the cardinals found out about the....indescretions..... So in the name of the almost pope, completely gorgeous almost god, lets all get naked.
Jeeze he is such a will that beast!
by Just a follower October 27, 2008
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John Wilkes Booth

Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.
by squee1 September 13, 2005
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will'nt

A new aged contraction invented by AJ that takes the place of of the complex two word phrase "will not." but the key to this term is that it can only be used in a response to a stupid or unthoughtout sketch situation or manuvere.
"Hey AJ, you can't drive with out any lug nuts on your truck, the wheel will fall off."-Joe

"No it will'nt." -AJ
by ApeBike August 28, 2006
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