Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014

Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner made my girlfriends hair smell of Mickeys.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

by blindscholar March 3, 2015

Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam

Adam is a wet pancake

by Normal people other than Chloe February 23, 2017

Wet No Tuppy

When someone feels that they are better or more skilled than they truly are at a specific job, task, or operation.

I'll tell ya....that Will...He sure is a Wet No Tuppy! Coming in here acting like he knows everything that he was taught just a minute ago.

by good vs well February 1, 2023

Wet Mug

adjective
1. The state of a man's (or woman's) face after performing a lot of oral sex on a woman.

verb (wet mugging)
1. The act of performing oral sex on a woman for long periods of time.

"Yo, did you see DeOnte's face last night? Dude had a straight up wet mug."

"You wanna see if Jamaal want to come meet up for lunch?"
"He said he can't. He's recovering from all the wet mugging he did last night.

by Millarga January 18, 2019

Wet Blanket

Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.

Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!

by The Wet One August 23, 2009