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Screen watcher 

A person participating in any act of gaming, while watching the opponents screen to gain the lead as a poor advantage. Usually the person lacks skill and performance in gaming so they have to watch other peoples screens to know where they are at all times.
"Hey Ron? How the hell did you know where i was ?" "Cause i am god, ha ha , just kidding. I was watching your screen". -(me)"You have no skill man, your such a screen watcher"
Screen watcher by toeknee666tiger October 12, 2009

bird watcher

a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis
For having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me.....
bird watcher by mademan007 October 3, 2008

clock watcher 

when you watch the clock for the last 15 minutes at work for your shift to end and punch out not 1 minute late!
he would watch all the clocks at work towards the end of his shift, as soon as his 4'oclock work day was done, boom!, punched out and out the door without a minute to spare! he's the best clock watcher in this buisness
clock watcher by russ sharp March 3, 2012

hog watcher 

An individual who looks at other men's dicks.
hog watcher by Robfirmino December 8, 2016

their eyes were watching god 

A book containing many very annoying black southern colloquialisms, with a horrible storyline about a black woman's oppressed life. Of course, she has to throw in a bunch of sexual innuendos involving pear trees, flowers, and bumblebees. If you like reading about a little town called Eatonville where only blacks live, and people from miles around gather to see the new lamppost installed, you'd love this book. If you 're anything like a cognitive human being that requires some kind of respectable theme or decent storyline to enjoy something, stay far away from this book.
Our AP English class got assigned to read Their Eyes Were Watching God, regardless of the fact that everything else we've read contains 200% more thought-provoking content than this garbage.

sleep watching 

what it says. watching someone wile they sleep- can be romantic, or something a stalker would do.
1. Susie's bf was so sweet, he stayed up all night sleep watching.

2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.
sleep watching by silvercold9 November 25, 2007