cheeky belgian giggle wank

A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious

why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.

by sexygordon November 24, 2011

Grey Goose Wanker

A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.

Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.

by shitlikeroses August 19, 2013

Bulgarian Ankle Wank

The Bulgarain Ankle Wank originated in the Dupnitsa area circa 2000.

It is the act of squatting with ones manhood positioned between the ankles, then bouncing rhythmically until climax

I'm going home for a Bulgarian Ankle Wank

by Blimmond December 4, 2015

Black Ops Wank

One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.

Wow, why is my computer streaming porn.... oh must of had another Black Ops wank.

by Neo12 January 15, 2011

wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress

Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

dirty wanker

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator

That dirty wanker took my wallet!

by Chuck December 1, 2003

wankaholic

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.

by chuck March 26, 2005