stupid wagon

When a girl is super thick, or in simpler words, is attractive

"Yo man, she got a stupid wagon"
"Damn right man"

by Tacocart June 13, 2018

Whore Wagon

A wagon of whores

Don’t forget to pay when you’re fucking the whores on the whore wagons.

by DarkMaulMip42 August 18, 2024

Pussy Wagon

A car of some sort that seems like a old hag would drive, like a minivan or even a PT Cruiser.

“Ben, your mom drives a Pussy Wagon.”

“Oh look it’s a Pussy Wagon.”

“Imagine owning a Pussy Wagon”

by Slinkbat April 29, 2021

fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw September 26, 2015

Meat Wagon

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.

Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...

by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022

Wagon Wheel

A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.

Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.

by Trudat75 November 21, 2019

Slime Wagon

A slime wagon is a soaking wet vagina with a thick viscosity.

She sat on my lap and when she got up her slime wagon left a spot on my jeans

by Dirty_Berty May 22, 2025