Vanilla Coke

The singel greatest product to ever bless us with its existens. It is not fit for mear mortals but for gods. We as hummans shuold enbrace it an kill everybodey that dosen´t.

When i drank the vanilla coke it felt like god spit in my mouth.

by Jorma kallioinen jonasson November 28, 2022

VanillaMeScrizzle

Infamous Rapper/Money Launderer turned "Sneaka Pimp". AKA: Roger.

After puttin' eyeballs on my Traps, we bounced over to the "VanillaMeScrizzle" crib & unloaded this napp-ass crack Fetty.

by PeterPistolee December 14, 2022

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

Vanilla Sarcophagus

The act of shoving one's head into the vagina of a large woman until you loose conciousness due to the lack of oxygen.

Last night Tammy and I did a Vanilla Sarcophagus. It was very erotic.

by J.D.C. January 24, 2023

Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras

Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla

by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023

Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary

by TheBoogerBandit February 7, 2023

vanilla

used mainly to refer to the basic state of food before modifying it

you should use the vanilla state of a burger first , then add your spices

by poooooooootato February 20, 2023