cheese turd

noun: the small piece of hardened cheese in the nozzle in a spray can of cheesewhiz. Also used for a derogatory term for annoy people
by Teigan and Adam Marlow December 31, 2004
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Turd tugger

A man who likes sex involving anal and anal games e.g fisting. A term to describe a disliked person, generally a homosexual.
Man: Yo sis keep well away from that turd tugger.

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Man: Woah lads, seal your assholes, turd tuggers arrived!
by Addy Warbuck$ June 20, 2008
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nerdy turd

The name of someone who resembles a turd and acts like a nerd.

It's pretty much common sense.
"Hey look at the nerdy turd over there"
"Where I can't see it!!"
"It's under your shoe... ahahahaaaaaaaa"
by Nicole & Belinda April 22, 2005
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stuck turd

An extremely officious and bossy person.

A boss who cares more for rules than performance.

A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
Joanne is a real stuck turd.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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turd knocker

Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.
I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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turd burglar

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage
EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.
by PHIL MC CRACKEN May 28, 2005
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