“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
by Deekp145 December 5, 2019
Get the Decorating the treemug. by Ben Jenkison May 14, 2008
Get the Tree Surgeonmug. A person who is alone in life, but not a nerdy person. They love nature, because it treats them better than most people. Doesn't have many friends. If you see a Tree Hugger, comfort them.
Guy: "Dude, that guy is such a Tree Hugger!"
Girl: "I feel bad for him."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because he has to hug trees to get away from the pain of real people."
Girl: "I feel bad for him."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because he has to hug trees to get away from the pain of real people."
by GreenQueen14 July 17, 2014
Get the Tree Huggermug. A Special Tree located in Tyria Guild Wars which casts shield of regeneration to whoever goes near it.
Wow last night I was outside Deldimor Camp and i got SoR from a Tree!
Yeah its the Mary Tree, happens quite often but its remote.
Yeah its the Mary Tree, happens quite often but its remote.
by Last of the Masters November 2, 2007
Get the Mary Treemug. The bean tree can be seen at its full growth usually during the morning hours when first awaken. Previously known as the morning wood the been tree has an elongaded shaft and a bushy ball like foleage. The bean tree has been known to give mushroom tatoos and if the wind is just right a cock tap or two.
Why in gods name did you just kick me in the "bean tree."
Wood has a little "Bean Tree!"
There are four "been trees" in essex place 108
Wood has a little "Bean Tree!"
There are four "been trees" in essex place 108
by Dan Costello March 15, 2005
Get the Bean Treemug. n. A tree producing the Almond Nut.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.
"You better have someone come take a look at that leak. Even though it's shaped like the virgin Mary, it was probably caused by crocodiles or an Almond Tree!"
by CapnDik August 10, 2007
Get the almond treemug. Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree
by lunchie85 November 16, 2012
Get the Dirty Treemug.