where the sun don't shine

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

by matt February 16, 2004

I don't fuck with you

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

by LeiDomingues March 11, 2016

You don't know me

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.

by S4lutDude! December 29, 2009

don't forget to like and subscribe

A ploy used by Youtubers to try to increase their likes and subscribes.

Youtuber: Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Person A: Can Youtubers stop saying this?
They'll only like and subscribe if they like your content!

by ChameleonDragon February 17, 2018

Google Don't Give a Doodle

Anything that is completely forgettable, that not even Google will create a doodle image for it, and they doodle some obscure stuff

No one knows when it's Columbus Day until they go to the bank or post office and realize it's closed. It's such a forgettable holiday that even Google Don't Give a Doodle.

by Junior Burger, Jr October 21, 2011

What is this i don't even

When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.

Joe: Let's see what's good on /b/ today...
.......
Joe: What is this i don't even

by MugenXS April 07, 2009

Don't kill my vibe

1) A phrase one would use toward another person, telling them to not spoil their good mood.

2) used in situations where phrases like "stay away from me" would be used

Professor, don't kill my vibe by assigning that 20 page report on my birthday.

Sometimes I need to be alone, bitch don't kill my vibe.

by Panthers2829 July 07, 2014