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Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.
Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”
by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024
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Gravy Shaming

When you make so much gravy other think it's for them too.
I was going to eat all that gravy but you gravy shamed me so I gave some to you too. Gravy shaming is real.
by Gravy lover 87 September 22, 2023
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walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.
“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”
by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021
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shame name

A moniker that's infantilizing.
In the fraternity, "Bunny" is your shame name.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.
Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
by Princess Karen September 13, 2021
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Shame

Shame is fucking free.
by PEWPEWKILLEDYOU October 24, 2023
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sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.
"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016
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