russian boy

a boy, that even after calling off a relationship 8 months ago you won't be able to get over. you will constantly read back through those messages and cry even tho you don't like him anymore you just never have had a relationship like that one

i wish i didn't date russian boy so i didn't have to go through this pain

by russian boys girlfriend August 22, 2021

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

russian dog

When a person farts into another persons mouth when they are sleeping,and the opposing person wakes up and licks their lips.

"Ha ha man that guy just accepted a Russian dog"

by JOE 13 April 26, 2010

Russian Hottub

This is a promiscuous sexual maneuver that involves bears, alarm clocks, vodka and hair. VERY dangerous

That chick so totally did the russian bathtub to my mom!

by MickeyRourke November 26, 2004

Russian Sausage

The act of taking one's penis from a woman's menstruating vagina and sticking it in her suck hole.

Jim stuck his Russian Sausage in Kelly's mouth, and she loved it.

by The Skeleton Crew May 18, 2010

russian circus

rigorous and intense sex with a pale hairy man and usually a bear involved.

i still have scratch marks from the russian circus last night

by dandingo March 11, 2009

Russian Cockstain

When a girl has two shit you fuck her in the ass until your dick is covered in shit then you make her blow you until all the shit is off of your cock.

Billy gave Martha one crazy Russian Cockstain lastnight.

by Leopold Burns November 17, 2010