tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

man of the house 

most dominant male in the household

"wash the dishes and bring me a beer son, and woman make me some food" - man of the house.

man of the house by unowned August 30, 2005

man on the make 

A man who is rising fast through the ranks of industry.

Sen. John Kerry has been a man on the make since at least the summer of 1962, when his connections with the Bouviers put him topside on a sloop in Nantucket Sound with President Kennedy.

man on the make by Galagoo October 20, 2008

Man Of The Hour 

An awsome show on idobi radio, hosted by Simple Plan's guitarist Sebastien Lefebvre, and merch/camera man Patrick Langlois. They talk about random stuff, and play awsome music. They commonly refer to the show as MOTH. They ROCK!

Girl: Hey did you listen to Man of the Hour on thursday at 8:00pm?
Boy: Yeah. It was GREAT!

Man Of The Hour by MOTHlover July 8, 2007

hooded man in the canoe 

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy

"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

hooded man in the canoe by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole

I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

The Spanish Handy Man by The Spanish Handy Man April 22, 2009

Little Man on the Trampoline

The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.

My girl likes it when I show her the "little man on the trampoline"

Little Man on the Trampoline by Steve-o and Tim December 15, 2008