french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017

French Lean

Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.

Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.

by PowerhouseD December 18, 2012

french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020

French tickler

When a man/woman eats a can of corn the night before and the next night before they shit they get fucked in the ass

Hey babe better eat your corn so I can give you a french tickler tomorrow

by kingsize February 27, 2022

frenching around

When in a multilingual group, the French-speaking folks segregate and start chatting in their own tongue.

These guys are always frenching around. They are up to something evil, or cute.

by tuxu January 29, 2017

french head

"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo

She pleasures herself with a French head.

by OutofSpace March 23, 2016

French Silk

Someone whom you've ejaculated into during anal sex. The term alludes to the popular, French Silk (chocolate cream pie) dessert.

Ashlee insists on condoms, so I just blow my load around back, leave her a French Silk everytime.

by SquidSoloist June 19, 2019