Urban Dictionary

The website you are currently on right now

One of the first definitions in Urban Dictionary were made in 1999

by TitleTextHere​ June 22, 2017

Urban dictionary

A site where your only goal is to not find a definition thats actually a joke

Urban Dictionary is stupid

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje April 2, 2022

Urban Dictionary

I ain't gonna tell you. If you're looking this up, you're bored as hell, and are probably procrastinating on something important. (Like I am right now.)

Why should I waste my time on Urban Dictionary when I should be working.

by askkkkkkk November 11, 2019

Urban dictionary

It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.

Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point

by guy you don't know but you do March 2, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Basically sexual harassment and anything but an actual definition.

"Let me look up table on the urban dictionary" Table: I have a fetish for tables

by TigerBlues October 10, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place on the Internet that makes you think that you're clever and hilarious but really you're just a sad person sitting in front of a computer screen bored out of your mind

Have you gone on Urban Dictionary.com? I go on there all the time

by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017

Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

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