rusty coral

A not-so-happy trail that ends in bumpy dry vagina that is filled with a yeast-infected, shit-covered cock.

I was sucba diving in the keys and came across a group of rusty coral.

by rustycarl22 March 29, 2009

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Rusty Robot

A game where you walk as far as you can letting out a little bit of a fart with each stride. The winner is the one who goes the farthest distance when the 'controlled' farting stops.

I just won the rusty robot competition at work. I got down the stairs and half way to the kitchen.

by Ashleybond30 June 2, 2017

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A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.

Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"

Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.

Girl #1: "What a gentleman."

by Assfuxkinghobobitchcock July 7, 2016

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rusty pocketknife

The act of making love to dirty work pants, using ketchup for lubrication.

The janitor was caught doing a "rusty pocketknife", on the clock...

by Hoody Bombs July 14, 2014

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Rusty Moose

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.

"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?

by RustyMooser69 May 15, 2018

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rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008

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