When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!
by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016
eg. he nut-roasted
by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014
To throw caution to the wind. IDGAF for respectable and/or moms of the boomer era and beyond. A flashback to the days of the mother as the homemaker and sole keeper of the kitchen. Not necessarily dangerous and not always a mom, an act just a bit out of character for any cautious person.
Joan asked Doris if she was sure she could drive after having those fortified cocktails, to which she responded, "meh, let the roast burn!"
"We told them we'd be back by 5."
"But we have two more thrift stores to hit."
"Ah, let the roast burn!"
"We told them we'd be back by 5."
"But we have two more thrift stores to hit."
"Ah, let the roast burn!"
by the Momur November 15, 2019
by Danny Lauck October 17, 2017
When you stick a finger in your butt, sexual or not, and you leave it there until your finger turns a dark shade
Just got a new bath bomb so it’s a good night to be roasting the butter while Peter Gabriel plays softly in the background with candles lit and fresh aromatics.
by annmrtr February 2, 2018
Roasting a marshmallow
Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
by ScryBaby June 13, 2017
by Slow roasted local June 24, 2017