Louisiana land mine

when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum and then she farts and it explodes out like a mine

i heard jerry and betsy louisiana land mined then other day

by robot 123456789 May 14, 2009

burning lands legal

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.

Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.

by Steven Howell July 30, 2004

Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor

oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again

by modemcat June 14, 2022

tim-tim land

It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.

Guy 1: " Bro I went to Tim-Tim land last night! "
Guy 2: " wicked bro! "

by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 01, 2013

Squidward's tiki land

Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.

Bill: Yo John have you seen phill

John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.

Phill: tiki tiki

Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.

by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022

Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.

I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.

by Colin Mckellar February 09, 2022

dirty land pelican

Common name for the Australian Ibis, also know as the bin chicken

Look at the dirty land pelican, eating out of that rubbish bin.

by col05_au September 29, 2023