One of the best people you’ll ever meet. Sweet, loving, and beautiful. Around Jess there’s never a moment where you don’t feel safe, comforted, and loved. Being around Jess will brighten your day, making everything worth it. Jess makes the sun shine brighter and the grass look greener. Being around Jess makes your heart warm and realize that when you don’t have anyone else, you have Jess.
by starrrr.kid December 3, 2021
Get the Jessmug. A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.
by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023
Get the Jessemug. verb
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024
Get the jessemug. by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022
Get the Jessemug. 
Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.
Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep
by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010
Get the Jess (scoot)mug. by ParentMe February 2, 2020
Get the Jess-Upmug.