Hunt for cunt

/hənt fɔ r kənt/
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986

(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.

I'm on the hunt for cunt!
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)

by funkEsavage March 7, 2016

Farthing Hunt

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.

"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"

by empha September 15, 2023

jaggon hunt

To hunt carp with full metal jacket rounds and large caliber rifles.

Lipe: hey its 6am good time for jaggon hunting.
Albert: Shit yea get the guns.
Erkie: Holy shit thats a big jaggon!

by Albie Pittman December 10, 2011

Matt Hunt

A complete nonce

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road

by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022

bittie hunting

a sport in which a bittie is hunted (very attractive male). this sometimes involves a tranquilizer gun and a very large net

what are we doing tonight?
bittie hunting obviously, there is a party up the street

by Fellow bittiy hunters September 29, 2008

Hillier Hunt

When two guys named Chris and Adam are doing 69 and their enema kicks in.

Them boys in their doing the Hillier Hunt.

by Smurf64 June 5, 2020

Prehistoric Hunt

the most shitass game to ever exist, the most booty game to ever exist on planet earth

game so bad its almost as bad as prehistoric hunt

by Thatoneguy yknow? July 9, 2025