The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.

I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?

by English channel January 6, 2022

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 8, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

English

if it wer spelt laik it sounded it wod lok laik dis

Ay kant spel English

by φφφ June 18, 2019

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

read it in english

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".

Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework

by concept not format November 30, 2019