your dad

GONE

your dad left to get the milk

by qwertyuiop[;l,kmjnhgfdsaZxcvbn February 8, 2022

Zoomer Dad

A person from Gen-Z who acts like a Boomer dad, but makes references to early 2000's memes.

Bro, you're such a Zoomer Dad! You always send me those cringy "Cash Me Ousside" memes!

by ChristIsKing October 27, 2021

Dad parade

When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...

Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!

Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...

by Jbt003 June 30, 2014

Dad Candy

1. A male, father figure that has the characteristics to make one melt. Dan-candy usually have washboard abs, toned arms, a warm smile, and a carefree attitude.

2. Man-candy that have a child and take an active role in caring for that child.

I was lifeguarding at the pool when in walked a piece of Dad Candy, holding his little girl's hand.

by Ashley LG Chick April 21, 2011

Dad Guy

When the main dad of the movie is the bad guy all along.

“I was watching Home alone, and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”

by SacredGhost October 22, 2017

Where is dad

A common question and the answer to it is getting milk.

Mum Where is dad?
Out getting milk honey *sobs*

by Godlydadfinder December 20, 2020

Chad-dad

When your step-dads a cop

When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.

by Chad dad August 25, 2022