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Cheek Virgin

Someone who has never been kissed even on the cheek by someone of the opposite gender
"yeah... i'm a cheek virgin :("
by issou September 26, 2018
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Crackle cheeks

When you are holding a fart in but it’s slowly leaking out, causing your butt cheeks to crackle.
Ex whew I’m glad I made it to the toilet in time, I was getting major crackle cheeks!
by Topada mornin toya May 14, 2018
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Beef Cheeks

Damn Adam, you got some nice beef cheeks.
by StonkyKong July 4, 2019
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cheek air

The extra oxygen stored in your cheeks while holding your breath.
“You can only hold your breath for 30 seconds? Have you tried using cheek air?”
by boiii February 28, 2019
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Fat cheeks vallie

by 7y1 truths February 28, 2019
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puffed-cheeks splutter

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.
It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
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Cheeks are Screaming

individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);
That girl's cheeks are screaming. The one butt cheek is fighting the other for air!
by 1Martini April 24, 2019
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