church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.

Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made

by Twitch420 March 13, 2011

Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.

The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.

by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

Church tabernacle

its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people

do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped

by justin von wolfgang January 16, 2008

Brick and Mortar Church Mentality

The idea that church only happens in a building.

Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.

by Malika Davis August 24, 2023

jonathan from church

jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok

i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church

by January 04, 2022

northstar church

the best church in the world🤩🥱🎻💀 go there now if your in knoxville tennessee!

megan thee stallion: Aye i’m finna move to tennessee just so i can go to northstar church

dababy: let’s goooo

by alayna wayna<3 June 15, 2021

Go To Church

GTC - Use this when a mf say sum so disgusting it makes you wanna gag

N/A : this food so good make me wanna bust
You : nigga go to church (gtc)

by pimpdaddycraig June 04, 2022