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Panda

A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.
"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."
by Synesthete March 22, 2020
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Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
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Panda Moment

That moment when everyone can easily tell what the next step is, likely in the game, and your mind goes blank and leads to frustration which is heightened by the knowledge that you are the only one that doesn't see the answer.
You are playing a game and the only object in the room is a ladder. You get confused and start asking where to go next when it is clear that there is a single, well-defined option. Once you figure it out, you decree it as a panda moment.
by wakingforest July 7, 2021
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Panda

A person that eats, shoots and leaves

Verb - To panda, to eat her, shoot in her and leave

Origin - Glastonbury 2022
I panda'd a lass at Glastonbury. In the green peace area.
by Jack Fry September 15, 2022
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Panda

That chick is a real panda
by could you be loved May 3, 2018
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DJ SMOOTH PANDA

DJ SMOOTH PANDA is a cracking good young DJ
by BluePandaGiraffe August 13, 2022
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Fat Panda

A female with a fat vagina you can see even with clothes on.
Damn! She thick! Yea man, she got a fat panda too! I hope it smell like water cause I wanna dive in it. I don't eat ass tho!
by Jackinyocrack167 June 3, 2020
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