Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Wet dream

A dream about being out of the lake, fishing, and drinking some beer.

“I had a wet dream, just me and my dingy out on the water”

by Lilbrat_5 August 13, 2021

Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

by Filibuster September 26, 2018

Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam

Adam is a wet pancake

by Normal people other than Chloe February 23, 2017

Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014

wet for Went

idiomatic expression, used mainly by true fans to express downright appreciation for an American actor called Wentworth Earl Miller III. starring in the TV show "Prison Break".

Originally coming from a hilarious blog with the same title it is now officially used around the globe, e.g. in printed publications like the German Issue of the GQ Style Guide Fall 2007.

(direct quote from the GQ Style Guide 2007)
Even in Paris a PR-woman lately confessed that she was "wet for Went".

by DanceForMe January 2, 2009

Wet Blanket

Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.

Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!

by The Wet One August 23, 2009