cold as a witches titty

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out

my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!

by coldliketitty February 11, 2007

titty hugger

One who acts like a baby or a wussy; derived from the fact that babies do in fact "hug titties", and therefore titty hugger is used as a reference to any baby like behavior

"quit being such a titty hugger and try this"

"Bill is being such a titty hugger, he won't even come with us"

by MissMeghan December 12, 2008

titty tarf

fart of the tits, dust comes flying out the nipples, smells like nachos and ranchero sauce on mexicans, and cucumber melon on clean white chix

did you just titty tarf in my face?

by tashinky August 11, 2009

titty fencing

two girls taking pencils, pens, and highlighters and poking each other's tits while trying to block the other one. more advanced: attacking the other girl's tits with your own tits.

two girls face off and try to win a game of titty fencing. points must be counted.

by meatball eater March 9, 2010

tittyhead

A cry baby ass person, a sensitive little hoe. An over emotional little bitch.

"Bryan is always bitching, he stay acting like a little hoe" said Jake." I know he's a tittyhead" responded Mike.

by Nicky.xx December 18, 2014

Titty Twister

A really shit (and unfortunately, the only) nightclub in Howth. Misguided individuals ofttimes mistakenly refer to this dump using the appellation "K2". It is also the name of a vampire-infested shithole bar that featured in the film "From dusk till dawn"

person 1: aah shit man! It's closing time, and I'm not arse-over-tit drunk yet!
person 2: Ah fuck; only one thing we can do; hit the titty twister...
person 1: Fuck that, I'm going home.

by dahnor October 27, 2004

Titty-Puss

when the female genitals are fat, making the vagina look like female breasts.

wow jean you've gotten so fat lately your starting to get a titty-puss

by captain brutus valiant beefcak March 21, 2009