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mathew taylor

Is a person with a very small penis. Sex is very difficult for Mathew Taylor because it’s hard to insert the penis fully into the vagiiiiin.
I feel bad for that dude, he’s got Mathew Taylor.
by Scott Taylor February 12, 2018
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Taylor

A crazy redhead girl who is beautiful smart funny... just overall awesome.
Dude shes has to be a taylor!
by smileyfacegirl103 May 10, 2010
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Dick Tators

1. Tasty Kidney stones.

2. Testicles. That is all.
1. I got real sick, then went to the hospital so they could remove my dick tators.

2. Last night this bitch was chokin on my Dick Tators, but then she asked if she could return them cuz they had hair on them.
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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a very talented pop singer. As of 2015 she is 25. She is often perceived as a serial dater with no heart. This is simply not true. She is an amazing person, very attractive, and those who think otherwise are either ignorant or jealous or both. Her most recent album, 1989, has sold more copies than some artists ever sell in a lifetime. She has won Billboard Woman of the Year twice, and is the only woman to do so. Taylor is amazing!
Person 1: What is talent?
Person 2: Taylor Swift
by ThePerson24 April 20, 2015
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John Taylor

Retard and a dumb brat who yells when he can’t get his way. I don’t like u.
Teacher: John what it 2+2?
John: Umm..156
Teacher: That’s wrong u idiot.
John: *Thorws a tantrum*
John Taylor is a weird guy
by Anonymous10372031 June 3, 2018
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taking him to the tailor

The act of getting someone in trouble with the police, a supervisor, boss, etc...(Hence having them hemmed up).

The act of violence towards another after sizing them up.
John- that dude got snitched on for slinging now he's all hemmed up. Phil- yeah now them fuckers are taking him to the tailor.

Bill- look at Jim sizing up Paul, he's probably thinking about taking him to the tailor.

Jenny- poor Kenny, look at them cops slipping the cuffs on him, they are taking him straight to the tailor.
by lolababy409 August 30, 2010
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Taylor

Taylor is a bad bitch. She's that girl you do not want to fuck with, and if you try to. You will regret it. She's that girl you trust no matter what, and can make you laugh so hard you can't breathe.
"Do you remember that girl that fucked with taylor?"
"No?"
"Exactly."
by hbbcf October 22, 2012
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