Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past

Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.

by Deezerman October 3, 2016

Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.

I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.

by IloveJon’smom May 25, 2023

Taint Overflow

Ejaculating after not masturbating for over a month

"Man I had the biggest taint overflow yesterday"

by Martti-Pertti April 8, 2016

horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD

"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"

by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021

Fromonda Taint Brush

A brush used with talc free powder to help you apply it to your body

Fromonda Taint Brush

Bro hold up, before we go out I need to use my fromonda taint brush to freshen up the amigos.

by Lee bllack January 31, 2017

holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 29, 2014