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tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour
You have a tail das
by Ya sit July 12, 2017
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Tail lover

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.
I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
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sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
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Whale tail

When a hoes thing is above there pants and you can see it
Bro check out that hoes whale tail
by Tcuntdog February 1, 2017
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Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.
"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."
by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016
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charizard's tail

When a guy uses gasoline as lube and gives anal sex to someone and after he finishes lights the gasoline and penis aflame while it's still inside his partner
Last night me and Stacy did charizard's tail.
by deadpool$420$ November 12, 2021
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