Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 28, 2009

suck washer

A phrase for areola.

Look at the suck washers on that gal.
She has suck washers the size of Jupiter.

by Digitalsoftail June 25, 2007

Sucking Fword

When one gets so mad from getting killed by a sword spree in halo 3 that they jumble words.

I can't believe he got a sucking fword spree

by Mooy04 January 10, 2008

soft sucking

The act of sucking a chip until it's soft so no one knows you're the dick eating the chips.

Brad didn't want his friends to know he had Pringles so he was soft sucking in the back of the car

by Breadtime April 09, 2015

sucks for us

Denotes we will suffer for this, we are taking a loss, or we are at a disadvantage. Connotes someone else or others are benefiting from this, garnering a win, or obtaining an advantage.

Of course, that sucks for us. Our property taxes will increase, and we have to put up with new neighbors who make poor purchase decisions.

by Frank Zircona November 09, 2010

Suck And Buck

"Suck and buck" is the term used to describe anything that's complete shit (bad ISP for example), but charges you top dollar for the service.

Victim: Man, my Charter bundle costs over 200 dollars a month, but it keeps on having random net cut offs, shitty television service, and my email takes five years to load!

Victim's Friend: Suck and buck dude, suck and buck...

by Mast of the World September 14, 2010

Suck air

To stand around and do nothing

Can you come help us. Don’t just suck air, you twat

by This twat November 27, 2018