straight scissor

Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina

Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version

by pliegomyeggo September 17, 2018

straight as a circle

anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight

Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.

by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021

Throwin' Straights

To punch someone square in the fucking face as hard as god will allow

That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.

by Robby Walker September 21, 2005

turn straight motherfucker

A way to screw with someone driving who doesn't know which way he needs to go.

"I can't find the street this party is on, where do I go?" Answer: "Turn straight motherfucker!"

by BullGMoney August 2, 2014

fuck straight off

Alternative way to let someone know you don’t appreciate their presence. Best used with an Eastern European accent.

Tori needs to fuck straight off!

by Lindsneb February 8, 2019

Super straight

A phrase straight people came up with for attention.

Tf is “super straight”?
Idk, the breeders just don’t know when to stop

by juneau_ March 7, 2021

super straight

Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!

They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.

Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-

by Lof1 October 19, 2022