by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017

One who is referred to as an idiot or one who makes seriously bad decisions and life choices, such as an alcoholic, drug user or general tramp.
by Dangerous daz April 2, 2017

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.
by TinyTerry August 24, 2025

I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.
by Espo6333 January 27, 2022

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
by BornEnigma December 25, 2023

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
