Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man

“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”

by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024

Lemonade stand

When you cum and piss when receiving a blowjob

Omg i gave her the lemonade stand last night

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

by s. betty June 20, 2022

Stand onnat

Making a person stand on what they say /do

Stand onnat then keep that same energy.

by Realrep February 27, 2024

Drabble Stand

An exercise done by Ralph Drabble after working in the yard. It is often accompanied by coaching his body parts as if he were actually talking to them. A wonderful way work off arthritis.

Ralph: Boy, I'm stiff. I've gotta do my Drabble Stand.

Ed: What's a Drabble Stand? Is that some sort of arthritis exercise?

Ralph: Yup, works great. Guaranteed relief.

Ed: Show me how, I've never tried it.

Ralph: (demonstrating) Come on, knee, you can do it!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 14, 2010