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Ground Squirrel

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are
"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"
by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017
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Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018
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Angry Squirrel

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.
She had scars on her back from when I gave her an angry squirrel.
by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020
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Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020
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BBQ Squirrel

BBQ Squirrel is a word used only for the bestest of best friends. You use this word when talking to your friends and lovers. If someone calls you a BBQ Squirrel it means you've been chosen to be a god. Be proud of how far you've come.
"Bro she's my BBQ Squirrel" or "goodbye my BBQ Squirrel"
by the 18 types of poop February 1, 2022
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Tackled By a Squirrel

When you hear it just lol.

It refers a guy getting his nuts busted while or after being tackled.
Teacher: Where's David?
Brian: He got tackled by a squirrel.
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
by Rodriguez026216523 August 5, 2011
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ooh a squirrel

When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"
Oooooh a Squirrel.
by Lone Hardcore October 23, 2013
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