soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.

I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.

by James O'neil June 8, 2019

soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

soggy donkey

where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵

i’m gonna give connor the mother fucking soggy donkey

by jaarod April 6, 2019

Soggy pinecone

Just like shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass, but you a relative and in Northern Michigan.

I gave my sister a soggy pinecone last night and she loved it.

by MagicalVagina/ CooterCommander April 14, 2019

Soggy Savoys

Generally Fags

Those Soggy Savoys are Wankers

by Nogga101 August 22, 2019

Soggy Cobb

A Soggy Cobb is what Wolf from the Hunting department will call you when he feels that stealing the crispy creme doughnuts wasnt insulting enough.

Somer: "Where are the doughnuts Wolf?"

Wolf: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???"

Lysa: "I thought you were not allowed to eat anything after 3 pm...and you have a calls parked on 81, 82 and 84."
Wolf: "Shut up, YOU SOGGY COBB!"

by Tallons Stepmom September 2, 2019

Soggymafy

When something is about to or becomes soggy

Oh no, getting it wet means it’ll be soggymafied,

The water will soggymafy it!

by S.stone September 7, 2019