When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.
My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
by MusicaB August 26, 2025
Get the Sneaky Burritomug. Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD
by Falling Eagle August 13, 2017
Get the sneaky nardmug. During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.
by DayDay4u October 21, 2025
Get the Sneaky Snailmug. Sneaky has a range of meanings from the innocent expression you would say to a child affectionately, to offensive,
The meanings change from region to region in the UK. For example, sneaky in South Yorkshire can be mild to middling offensive, but in North Yorkshire can usually just be offensive.
It can mean crafty, underhand, untrustworthy, of bad character. It can be both affectionately hard or offensive.
The meanings change from region to region in the UK. For example, sneaky in South Yorkshire can be mild to middling offensive, but in North Yorkshire can usually just be offensive.
It can mean crafty, underhand, untrustworthy, of bad character. It can be both affectionately hard or offensive.
"You sneaky little monkey, but youre a cutie"
"that person cannot be trusted as a boyfriend they are too sneaky".
"that person cannot be trusted as a boyfriend they are too sneaky".
by Ray of sunshine December 26, 2018
Get the Sneakymug. by Orange Smurf November 6, 2013
Get the sneaky snow blowmug. When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore
Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?
Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish
Female 2: what how did that happen?
Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish
by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024
Get the Sneaky Turkishmug. 1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010
Get the Sneaky Blowjobmug.